A 33-year-old priest who likes to party (Rev. Christopher Layden) was busted on charges of selling “white bags” at the University of Illinois. But you know what, he pleaded innocent to those two counts of delivery of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church and 1 count of intent to deliver 1 to 15 grams of the party powder near a church. Damn, I knew there was a seperate charge for selling drugs on school grounds, but a church is off limits too? Fuck, the next thing you know it will be extra bad to sell drugs at the Y.M.C.A.

Of course, Father Chris was (allegedly) selling drugs to an informant. Man, what’s up with that? Did the informant get mad at the guy for not fronting him some coke when he already owed him money or something?

Layden was released on $5,000 bail and could be sniffing something as we speak.

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