Prince the Purple Party Machine
filed in Prince on Oct.11, 2008
"Is it a party if I'm dancing with myself?"
The guitar-shredding, high-kicking, fine-woman-banging little person known as Prince has someone on his payroll whose job it is to scope out parties before he attends them. He calls this person his “advancer.”
According to celebuzz.com and a source of theirs, “The advancer scopes out the place. They look for a good scene, vibe, and music.”
On Thursday night, Prince sent his “scout ant” to NYC club the Eldridge and the “advancer” was pleased with the vibe and the whole shebang. Prince arrived at the club around 1a.m. with five bodyguards and a few good friends. The picky little fellow also approved of the Eldridge’s house DJ, Mel Debarge. Therefore, Prince’s personal DJ (who travels with him everywhere), Rashida, was able to have the night off. Unless, of course, Prince wanted his DJ to do some mixing and scratching while he went to bed.
“When I do her doggy style, Rashida, I want to hear some Slayer.”
October 12th, 2008 on 5:30 pm
Prince is way cooler than I am.
October 12th, 2008 on 5:58 pm
He’s as cold as ice, for sure.
October 12th, 2008 on 11:11 pm
Nothing like a little doggy style to the tune of South of Heaven. If I had sex listening to Slayer I would probably end up in jail. Jus, sayin.
October 12th, 2008 on 11:30 pm
Maybe John McCain should have picked Prince to become his running mate. Prince sounds like he is right on his game.
Hmm, speaking of which. I have to urinate pretty badly. Shield ye’ eyes kids, it’s going to get messy in da club.
October 13th, 2008 on 5:47 pm
Does he send in his “scout” before he knocks on peoples doors as a Jehovah’s witness?
October 13th, 2008 on 6:54 pm
He had better send in his “scout” first. It’s not cool to discuss the “Good Book” if the vibe and music aren’t up to snuff.