"C'mon, y'all, I gotta take a dump."

Britney Spear’s father, Jamie, has fired one of his daughter’s bodyguards because he allowed her to make an unsupervised telephone call on his cell phone.

That’s awful nice and level-headed of him. No wonder Britsy Britsy Spider feels like she’s a prisoner. Before you know it, she’s going to fly off the handle, shave her head, and beat on cars with an umbrella.

Britney is also being told what she can eat, when she can drive an automobile, and all her phone calls have to be supervised. It’s doubtful that she is able to put any penises inside of her vagina because her dates are chaperoned. Maybe she has to let the bodyguards hit her off so they don’t tell her father that she is getting boinked.

via imnotobsessed.com